Manager PHIL

..............who are ya ?

 

Coach / Manager of Temple U12's soccer team.

 

Club Secretary of Temple AFC

 

FA Coach; 1st Aid; CRB; CPO.

 

63 yrs, grey, old and wrinkled.

 

Originally from Nottingham (hence Notts County FC)

 

 

 

Fav. soccer team                    Notts County FC               Fav. player (alive)    Pele

Fav Prem team                       Man U                                 Fav. player (dead)   Eusabio

 

Worst soccer team (EVER!) Nottm Florists                  Mosted hated soccer team    Nottm Florists

Team I love to see losing     Nottm Florists                  Team I want to see relegated   Nottm Florists

Other teams I support           Any team that's beating Nottm Florists

I dance when they're losing Nottm Florists

 

Right, I think we've established that I don't support Nottm Florists, lets get on with the rest of the profile....

 

 

Fav. food                                  Spaghetti  Bolognese      Hate                           Ratatouille

                                                                                                                                    (What's all that about ?)

 

Fav. music                                Led Zeppelin       or        Fav. song                   Deep Purple   -   The Mule

                                                    Pat Travers                                    or                   PT  - Born Under A Bad Sign

 

Fav. film star                            Peter Sellers                   Fav. film                      Harvey

 

Fav. TV programme               Match of the Day             Hate                            Big Brother, Get me out of here,

                                                                                                                                   Castaways, and all other

                                                                                                                                   'imitation  so-called reallity' shows.

                                                                                                                                    (What's all THAT about ?)

 

Fav. sport                                 Football                              Hate                            Darts   -   (Sport ? - Sport ? - you can't call

                                                                                                                                    THAT a sport  -  what's all THAT about ?)

 

Fav. school lesson                English.                              Hate                            French

                                                                                                                                   (Quel est tout CELA environ ?)

 

Career ambition                    Too old for career ambitions,

                                                   To see this team perform well,

                                                   oh! and a zimmer frame with 'go-faster' stripes and a cluster of rear-view 

                                                   mirrors, THAT would be nice.

 

No Fav. joke, just a lesson in football

 

Q1.     How do you get a giraffe into a refridgerator

           (answer)

 

Q2.     How do you get an elephant into a refridgerator

           (answer)

 

Q3.     The Lion King has called all the animals to a meeting.   Which animal does not attend ?

           (answer)

 

Q4.     You need to get across the river. The river has a reputation for being full of man-eating crocodiles.     

            How do you do it ?

            (answer)       

                                                                                                  

 

 

                                                                                                                                             (return to U12's Squad)

 

 

  Did I mention that I don't like Nottingham Florist?